Lyrics

[Verse] I didn't know what to do And I didn't know where to go When I looked at you And I saw that it was snow on the ground And not me pretending that I was a bee Fresh from Antarctica, frozen to ice Mother dear, I want some quick advice 'Cause I didn't know what to do And I didn't know where to go Someone looked at me, and they said politely "Growing a beard can be fun Let me show you how it is done" I said, "Don't bother, I'd rather go see Uncle George and Auntie Marge, help me" 'Cause I didn't know what to do When you said you were ready to go away And they'll stay Until such a time permit me to say, I love you People keep staring, they don't understand Cousin Mary, please give me your hand 'Cause I didn't know what to do And I didn't know where to go