Bigger on the Inside

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It was a type Forty Mark three T-A-R-D-I-S, awfully gorgeous Called me to her to leave my home world and I could not resist So I said goodbye to boredom, started her up, started exploring The universe - time-and space, because the ship can do the Two of 'em Alien race that I'm a part of's into ruling 'em Well, more like overseeing And that was my problem: being unable to experience anything Due to "noninterference" Not in the spirit of livin' So my mission: live life to the fullest Easily accomplished, with this magic trick I'm pulling Called Regeneration recover from any fatal wound But my personality changes with my appearance too From holding a walking stick to a recorder, playing tunes Reversing polarity flows; wearing a scarf six meters too long Real strong cricket game; sneaky plans too Fantastic to simply say "allons y" to Ramble everywhere and get into trouble quite swiftly For nine-hundred years of adventure, but feels like fifty [Chorus] My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My small ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger [Verse 2] Due to Trans dimensional Physics I'm planning to visit every possible world if I'm given the opportunity But the one I see most often is Earth Of all the ones aliens wanna take over, it's the first On their list and since time can be rewritten I will fight to keep a heart and time piece tickin' With no guns, no fun for some Me? I'd rather use my brain, two hearts, and sonic screwdriver to kill no one Show up not always where I wanna go but need to go Even though I set the correct coordinates, "insubordinate machine" Stumble upon a scene, reveal an evil scheme Topple a whole regime just in time for tea At breakfast, 'cause it's a time machine You never have to wait for breakfast! Lest I stress it, yes, it's best if You let me drive, a causal nexus wrecked is Cause to get upset, with Reapers next to flex, since [Chorus] My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My small ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside And is bigger on the inside, and is bigger on the inside [Verse 3] Time Lord renegade from the planet Gallifrey Always on the run, escape death traps, and left back Aliens on earth get saved But usually impress a human and gain a companion traveling with me Stay in that old ship that's disguised itself as a police box made on twentieth century Earth No change Chameleon circuit is to blame, guess that's just left at That form forever, endeavor to better the whole of space and never surrender To cosmic offenders, no matter they're men or giant salt and pepper shakes Great that they never got into the ship 'Cause the TARDIS state of grace is always on the fritz And the Eye of Harmony getting ripped open is a hitch Nobody wants, every sun exploding stops a lotta stuff from happening Run a ship, but not the captain A Doctor: the man who makes people better Don't bother to ask for my name, it'll never be spoken Better off to ask if it's cool to wear a Fez, the answer is "yes" [Chorus] My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside My small ship travels through space and time, and is bigger on the inside And is bigger on the inside, and is bigger on the inside