Lyrics

[Intro] When I get 86'd here tonight, blame it on Waylon When I wake up with bloodshot eyes, blame it on Waylon [Verse 1] Backwoods stuffer, burnin' up rubber I'm a tattoo lover, I'm a Pabst Blue chugger Big titty hugger, 5-0 ducker Bucky in the cup, writin' dirty motherfucker Misfit sinner, hate a bullshitter Liquor for dinner, whiskey sipper Big blunt ripper, lap dance tipper Leave the VIP with a mouth full of glitter [Chorus] Just blame it on Waylon Blame it on the whiskey Blame it on the long line of brown eyes and bluе lives tryin' to get me If you wondеr why I'm always stoned Livin' like a country song Raisin' all the hell that I'm raisin' Just blame it on Waylon [Verse 2] Fire up the Caddy, let 'em rip the dip out Crank that shit, I'm about to get lit now Middle finger swingin', I'm about to get kicked out These alligator boots are tryin' not to flip out Flag floatin', gun totin', tuck it like a trucker Left hand cigarette smokin' motherfucker Screwball shootin', pint full of peanut butter Blame it on Waylon, bitch, did I stutter? Damn, hoss, why you talkin' all that shit? [Chorus] Just blame it on Waylon Blame it on the whiskey Blame it on the long line of brown eyes and blue lives tryin' to get me If you wonder why I'm always stoned Livin' like a country song Raisin' all the hell that I'm raisin' Just blame it on Waylon [Bridge] When I get 86'd here tonight, blame it on Waylon When I wake up with bloodshot eyes, blame it on Waylon [Chorus] Just blame it on Waylon Blame it on the whiskey Blame it on the long line of brown eyes and blue lives tryin' to get me If you wonder why I'm always stoned Livin' like a country song Raisin' all the hell that I'm raisin' Just blame it on Waylon [Outro] Just blame it on Waylon Just blame it on Waylon