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The gods came to Sichuan The gods declared their plan To destroy Sichuan I'm so good but I've been bad I'm so sappy I've been had Hoping for a glimpse of something fine The classical atrocities I studied at the dump Belonged to my oppressor all the time And when the gods came down to Sichuan The gods declared their plan If they could not find one good person in Sichuan They would destroy the dam And thus destroy Sichuan There's a money sum for every personal injury Herе at 1-800-I-CAN-SUE This is how the great city of Mahagonny fell Wе may have a downfall right for you Remaindered books and records The murdered possibilities The tragic disappearance we enact Recapping the achievements Of the yellow hunter monkeys Whose genome is regrettably inact And when the gods came down to Sichuan The gods declared their plan If they could not find one good person in Sichuan They would destroy the dam And thus destroy Sichuan And the gods were in disguise You had to shade your eyes They seemed to throw a light And everywhere they went People would repent for a while