Lyrics

I spend each day drinking third wave coffee I'm probably drinking too much Now I've got the jitters and my walk has got so wobbly I have to use a medical crutch, you see My hand shakes badly, I rabbit on madly Saying things no one really wants to hear Everyone who knows me starts to wish I would stop drinking coffee and start drinking beer For beer a man makes to shaddup Und coffee's a commodity, coffee is a curse Coffee follows monetary flows You can learn so much about injustice When you follow how a flat white grows Capitalism was invented in a coffee house It doesn't surprise me at all The idiot excitement, the pointless intensity But wait! Is coffee also how it falls? So Joe bring me one cup of coffee I must die until he does Third wavе, any wave, who gives a monkeys? I just need that buzz I know all thе trials of torrefaction The processes of processing the beans Fair trade, provenance, equally crucial Is the critical chemistry of milk steam Also the importance of pouring very slowly A barista with theatrical flair Does it with a drama verging on cruelty Tantalising every customer Keeping all eyes pinned on him Becoming attractive to women And also men Und coffee's a commodity, coffee is a curse Coffee follows monetary flows You can learn so much about injustice When you follow how a flat white grows Capitalism was invented in a coffee house It doesn't surprise me at all The idiot excitement, the pointless intensity But wait! Might coffee also be how it falls? So Joe bring me one cup of coffee I must die until he does Fair trade, any trade, who gives a monkeys? I just need that buzz