Safetyism

Lyrics

Tell me how to do it Tell me where to climb Tell me where to aim my kick Show me where to sign Tell me where to punch my weight Tell me how to shake my fate Tell me how to shimmy like a queen But trigger not the hairy Trigger not the vain See it, say it, sort it out Chug-chug-chug on every train The wakey-wakey station In your computer voice Cancer cakes and sandwiches What a tasty choice! Wave your wand and shrink me down Till everything gets small Now I have disgraced myself Make me taste the wall Hide your own corruption, mate Yes, you know it's there Lurking with the sense of shame Tangled in your hair I want life to be simple Baby steps on slime I want to take my baby steps One slip at a time So cover me in shrinkwrap Send me back to school You believe in safetyism Woopy-doopy-doo Hypnotise with lullabies And lie with baby talk You've hidden the invisible Your fizzog is risible We barely live at all What if safetyism isn't safe at all? What if safetyism isn't safe at all?