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When your legs give way beneath you And your body wobbles Yet you think this great disaster Spells the end to all your troubles You've been charmed You've been harmed By someone with a certain smile Why not earn Why not learn The skillset of that crocodile Charm school Smooch your way to a free place in it Charm school Seduction has no earthly limit Yes, it is unfair But we've got to get you up there Charm ensures survival Get one over on your rival Charm school Where men learn to capture women Charm school Lesson one the Stockholm Syndrome Bypassing free will A communicable skill Charm is your survival Get one over on your rival Are you really in control of Everything you do? Are you really rational Or are desires controlling you? Raise your voice? Is that a choice Or what some bold Lothario taught you They're so charming So alarming They're so bold and so disarming Charm school Oops, the cops have closed us down now Charm school We were poised to take this town now But they say we pissed On the right of buggers to resist Seduction is the rival Of a world that hates survival