Ich drück die Spülung [I press flush]

Lyrics

Something is brewing in my body It's evil in perfection I can no longer contain it in my body I am pregnant with an evil clone One morning it's time My body cries out for release A leap out of bed I run to the bathroom I've got a lot of pressure on my bowel My shit wants to go outside I loosen my rosette and contort my face A huge turd sees the light Between my butt cheeks it ropes down Into the toilet bowl - it makes "flap" There it lies and won't go away I curse this piece of shit [HOOK, 2x] I flush the toilet But my turd won't go away I press flush My poop has settled I press flush But it won't move He stands up to the water Wave after wave I flush and flush, but nothing happens I guess he hasn't understood yet That it's time to go now I tell him never to come back But he sticks to the ceramics The cistern, what a mechanism The flushing machine, my miracle weapon It can't get rid of this pile of shit An ugly brown stains my dream toilet You're not supposed to be here You were born out of my ass I shout: Excrement, go away! Away from this holy place! Suddenly I realise in a most miraculous way I'm standing in my toilet talking to shit [HOOK, 2x] I flush the toilet But my turd won't go away I press flush My poop has settled I press flush But it won't move He stands up to the water Wave after wave My turd has been camped in the bowl for days now It's starting to stink in here, I need to air it out The smell has taken hold The walls are already corroded I don't find it funny any more The turd is already falling apart lumpy The concentration of the stench keeps rising My toilet is crying out for salvation There's a pile of shit in my bathroom He's got my toilet hostage He's not ready to negotiate The SEK has no time To storm my shit-house I'm supposed to take care of it myself I'll get the sledgehammer and swing it through the air I smash my toilet [HOOK, 2x] I pressed flush But my turd wouldn't go I flushed the toilet I'd never seen anything like it I flushed the toilet But nothing happened So I demolished my whole bathroom [OUTRO] I flushed the toilet... But nothing happened... Well, next time I'll use a toilet brush...