Jesus Christ Was an Only Child

Lyrics

[Chorus 1] Well, Jesus Christ was an only child He went down to the river and he drank and smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should have insured that planet before it crashed [Verse 1] Working real hard to make internet cash Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass I know now what I knew then But I didn't know then what I know now Penny found out as her hair was styled You should hide your kids while the dogs run wild [Chorus 2] Jesus Christ was an only child He went down to the river and he drank and smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should have killed that little fucker before he even had [Chorus 1] Well, Jesus Christ was an only child He went down to the river and he drank and smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should have insured that planet before it crashed [Verse 2] Working real hard to make internet cash Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass Penny found out as her hair was styled You should hide your kids while the dogs run wild I know now what I knew then But I didn't know then what I know now [Outro] Well, I know now what I knew then Yeah, I know now what I knew then Yeah, I know now what I knew then But I didn't know then what I know now