All Night Diner

Lyrics

[Chorus] Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? [Verse 1] I was at an all night diner The sign said, "Triple X" but they were talking about root beer I'm just sitting down, thinking about nothing Looking at the thin air, breathing up the oxygen [Pre-Chorus] Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? [Verse 2] A guy comes up that's looking pretty 8-ball Snaggletoothed smile, sits down at my table Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information He said, he said, he said He said, he said, he said He said, he said, he said, he said He said, he said, he said, this is what he said "I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement So I can avoid premature ejaculation" I got up, remembering to thank him Better things to do, so I'll start drinking now [Chorus] Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? [Verse 3] I'm in Tahoka, now I'm going to hook up With the parties, unfortunately, like always No one has any ideas, damn [Chorus] Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? Have I told you, have I told you Have I told you, have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on?