Equidity Funk

Lyrics

[Intro] A-one two A-one two A-one two A-one two A-one two A-one two [Verse 1] Fly ladies, fly guy You got the def trio and we're ready to reveal The finesse of the best to the young females When you rock it down, make it glad A beat so bad you wish you had The rhymes of Freestyle, Fly Guy, Mike B And my mellow Jay Rob We're bad, we're rough We're gonna rock you down 'til you had enough You see we're equally funky under natural condition We're the bad MCs with the funky musicians [Verse 2: Freestyle] Freestyle here, I'm here to freak And to the beat, I'ma sound so viciously You see MCs all about the rap all day If you know what I mean then you're here to stay I don't speak no evil, just rap my mind I'm the vicious MC with the serious jive I'm the disco singer on the one I'll make you dance, make you shout, make you have a lot of fun Just believe in me, I'm the man with class I'm the man with soul, I'm the man with that pizzazz I'm the man who possess about to give finesse Funk you up to rock the best I got the nasty fame, make your mommy know Climbing up, up, up, never down below I'm the musical charmer, the soul funk babe I kid you not, don't make it fade Here's the MCs that's on the rise Magical Jay Rob make it all come alive [Verse 3: Jay Rob] Say hold on tight 'cause the Mistafide is on the mic And when you wake up in the morning from a beautiful day Listen to the sound and you know what it means It's the serious sound, one of three best joints To rock you down 'til you get my point So get back y'all, I get back as I fill up wheeling, dealing in my new Cadillac I just went through a mile, then I started to smile Bust out y'all with my vicious stuff Make you dance, make you rock Make you bounce, make you skate Like a funky Nixon and a Watergate Yes, upset like a mad, bad split Dancing to the music I'll [?] That you won't dare exit while I'm on the mic 'Cause clientele and party delight The Mistafide, devastating, funkatized, hold on tight The king, the funk machine Yes, yes, y'all The king of clubs, the magic man who rocks the club All the other MCs in the land The Mistafide magicians with the upper hand The true loud shocker with a lot of fun This the secret to serious fun You see, my name is Jay Rob and I want to rock I've got the devastating raps, so you're in luck Dig in, jam it back, don't mean to brag 'Cause my name is Jay Rob and I ain't no slag So beware of the sound that's in the air 'Cause the way I rock I just don't care But before I rock that mean, don't stop To the sound that's 'round and sho' 'nuff down So you clap your hands, then you stomp your feet Then you freak it to the sound of the Shake and Bakin' beat [Verse 4: Shake and Bake] When you're jammin' the jam, a mathematical scene You got to calculate the price to buy what you got to Do what you do you do that'll make you move Rock on y'all, don't stop My name is Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay And when I rock on the mic 'til the break of day 'Cause when you rock it down, you gotta have some class 'Cause you can't go to parties, they'll start to laugh One day, I was walkin' down the street, and I saw this pretty girl I looked at her and she looked at me and she said: "Oh well" So I said: "What's up with you, sister, because I can't get back at that" And she said: "I ain't getting bad with you, I might just wanna come in contact" So, I said to myself: "I got to get this girl, because she's giving me some rap" Then, I asked the sister for her name and she said: "That's where it's at" Then, she gave me her name and then number, and then I said "That is cool" Then, I asked the sister for a kiss 'cause she's being so, so smooth My name is Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay I don't mean to brag, I just want to MC The Mistafide magicians are oh so sweet We're the bad MCs that'll rock your feet You gotta check us out, we're all around From the Upper E to the lower ground We're on the one, def and in style We're gonna rock you down 'til you find the one When you find the one, you gotta have control Put the beat in your feet, the funk in your soul We're the [?] the rock [?] I've got my man from the Upper East Side Come on, Jay Rob, make it all come alive [Verse 5: Jay Rob] The Mistafide magicians and we're ready to prove That rockin' to the music you can't just lose So kick back y'all, to the beat y'all Check it out y'all and you don't stop So don't attempt to receipt the must The magic prop devastatin' the mind Put the bass in your face, the jazz in your spine It's guaranteed to rock your mind Rock you so def, but don't be shy Because it's guaranteed to make you come alive When you come alive and you're feelin' alone Just rock to the beat, let me blow your dome When you feel so neat you hop to your feet Buggin' on the music 'cause it sounds so sweet So sweet y'all, to the beat y'all Check it out y'all and you don't stop Freestyle, they say you're from the east So why don'tcha rock the crew for the crew and me? [Verse 6: Freestyle] Gonna rock a jam on a starry night The fly young ladies are full of delight So, I saw a lady lookin' right at me I just let her know that I'm a vicious MC So, I walked over to her, she was on the wall I said: "Come on now, we're gonna have a ball If you put your mind to it You can do it, you can do it Come on now, let's rock Don't stand by the brothers that's on the wall They probably make a move, trip and fall You see, I am the man that'll make you yell Rock you so good, rock you so well So let's rock, let's rock, don't stop, don't stop To the funk that's number one, right on top Just move your feet to the beat that's sweet Get down, no clown, let's make it jump Move your body, groove it to the music Come on y'all get on the floor And just get on out there and have some more A come on beat boogie, it's about to be sure Come on y'all, don't stop Don't stop, don't stop the body rock And don't stop (Don't attempt to eliminate the funky magic MCs you'll make your fate) Don't stop Don't stop, don't stop the body rock [Instrumental Break] [Verse 7] So Mike B shake, rock the house (Say what?) Want you to turn it out We're equally funky under natural condition We're the bad MCs with the funky musicians We'll rock you down if you give us a while We're on the one, def and in style Jay Rob, you're from the Upper East And he'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed Freestyle, he's from the Upper East And he'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed [?] from the [?] And I'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed I wanna rock ya, I wanna rock ya (I want to rock to the beat when I rock to a freak) I wanna rock ya, I wanna rock I said on and a on and a on and on Rockin' in the night to the crack of dawn So make up your mind, ain't got much time See standin' on the music ain't worth a dime When you're feeling nice, when you hear my rhymes Just dance to the beat let me blow your mind See my name is Jay Rob, yeah [?] Just dance to the beat just for [?] When I'm coming [?] people I make them sit Then I rock on the mic and I just won't quit 'Cause the story's told I got the plan of action Just to rock with Jay Rob is proven satisfaction So you rock with me and I'll rock with you Just dance to the beat and this is what I'll do I rock on y'all, to the beat y'all Check it out y'all and it won't stop We funk it and we rock it To the beat that makes you want to To the beat that makes you want to dance A-come on fly girls won't you take a chance? We're the devastating rappers with the mic in our hand And we won't stop rapping 'til you understand And the other MCs better leave it alone 'Cause the Mistafide crew is on the microphone So all the other MCs step to the back 'Cause the Mistafide magicians make you sound like wack And that's a fact y'all So keep on, rockin' on, to the break of dawn, huh! Keep rockin' on Jay Rob Shake, rock the house (Say what!) Want you to turn it out Say I'm clear to the eye and it's plain to see I wanna rock on the mic self-consciously I'm the man on the move and I'ma make you groove Just dance to the beat, you just can't lose But I'm here tonight 'cause I heard your plea And I rock the mic so viciously But the story is told I got the jazz uptown, what a vicious spot Got the greatest [?] Of a little bitty boy when I rock the mic And I rock the mic good With the bugout, watching little John where all the freaks are understood I was a-one, when I first begun I was a-two, rockin' it just for you I was a-three, freak-freak to the beat I was a-four, rockin' for you some more You see one, two, three, four, whatcha gonna do today? I'm gonna freak to the beat that sounds so sweet It's gonna rock y'all and it won't stop I said a-five, six, seven, eight Sit down baby let me get this straight See my name is Jay Rob and that's no [?] Gonna shock the house, gonna rock the mic Puttin' me down, I got the greatest sound Gonna shock the house, gonna rock their mind So sweet y'all, to the beat y'all Check it out y'all And you don't stop I said C-E-S-F-A-I This beat is bad you can't deny So let me start to break it down With the [?], I got the greatest sound I'm simply sweet, I'm Jersey bound Gonna rock the house, just to def sound Dance to the beat that just don't fail Gonna rock, gonna freak to the def females The feelings right, it's ladies night Gonna shock the house with all my might I tried so hard to keep it going When you very well know and it sounds so good So you kick it off right and I'll rock the mic [?] oh what a night Gonna start to rock, you can't deny I got the jamming rhymes to make it all come alive [Bridge] And if y'all ain't down you ain't really on Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? When you're [?] come on y'all, let's freak on out [Verse 8] So Jay Rob, want you to turn it out Say J-A-Y, R-O-B I got a jammin' beat so sweet to the feet It's gonna rock y'all, and it won't stop 'Cause I'm on here standing on a mountaintop 'Cause down here we do the rock Standin' here rhymin' and it looks so easy Check it out y'all, 'cause it sounds so breezy I'm as bad as brother called [?] And I [?] the record that'll rock your head I'll kick his ass to the beat and [?] Then you come alive, give me what you got You see I got the rhymes and I'll shock your mind Put the beat-beat boogie in your behind I'm the biggest fiend and I'll make you dream Of a beat, of a beat, so sweet, so sweet Come alive y'all, be funk-a-sized And I'll hypnotize to the beat, to the double-b beat 'Til you realize that I'm Master Rob And [?] feeling that they have [?] chit chat beat Come alive y'all and give me what you got 'Cause I'm a grown man lady not a sucker boy I'm the true [?] baby, I'm the real McCoy We're the def trio, we're on the go We'll rock you down with a lot of soul Come on y'all, don't stop Don't stop, don't stop, the body rock [?] standing, won't leave you stranded We'd cold co-sign, if we had the time But we don't so check out my rhymes Freestyle, they say you're from the east So why don't you rock the crowd like a [?] MC? I'ma rhyme in your face just a little taste I'm the big truth shocker that'll rock the place The beat to the beat, the bang to the bang Gonna sing my song, got a song to sing Get down, we're the best around I'm the sweet to the sweet, the sugar of the tart I'm the one shocking brother that'll rhyme you hard Move your body, take you halfway down You're thinkin' how you danced on the disco sound Yes yes y'all, the king of spades The magic man when the music fades The Mistafide, devastatin', funkatized, hypnotizer The king, the funk machine Well I sail the world for the fine young girls When I landed on the island enchanted With the feeling of love in the skies above It got dark soon, I lay and looked at the moon Laying by the sea, and it inspired me The blue Atlantic made me feel romantic So I laid there then I looked into her eyes Gave the beat to the crew to make it all come alive Three wise men made up their mind To rap to the beat of their own design So they rapped to the beat with a lot of soul They created a funk that they call their own, Jay Rob My name is Jay Rob and I'm on the mic I'm gonna rock you down to the broad daylight, break Bake! Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay Gonna rock on the mic to the break of day Break Freestyle, hey I'm a number one I want to rap to the beat and add a lot of fun Like my mama said boy you got a lot of soul Come on y'all, don't play the corny role The Mistafide magicians, what can y'all do To satisfy such a vicious crew? You just clap your hands and say alright Then you keep it jumpin' to the broad daylight The Mistafide magicians, what can y'all do To satisfy such a vicious crew? You just clap your hands and say alright Then you keep it jumpin' to the broad daylight