Lyrics

[Verse 1: Miranda Lambert] They don't have rhinestone ball and chains Lunch  trays don't come with Chardonnay The  bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks We'd stick out like two bottled blondes I must admit it don't sound fun For  fifteen girls to have to share one sink [Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert] He  cheated, he's a villain And you know I'd help you kill him [Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] But  we're way too pretty for prison Hard time ain't our kind of livin' And I don't want to talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We're  way too pretty for prison [Verse 2: Maren Morris] Antifreeze and Gatorade Arsenic in his lemonade Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it) Yeah, we've been watching too much TV You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise But if we ask 'em they'd both agree We should put him through it (Don't put him through it) [Pre-Chorus: Maren Morris] He cheated, he's a villain So let's hire somebody to kill him [Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] 'Cause we're way too pretty for prison Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin' And I don't want to talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We're way too pretty for prison [Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da [Bridge: Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris] Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions No Sun Tan City, not to mention That lack of waxing situation Oh, no [Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] 'Cause we're way too pretty for prison Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no And I don't wanna talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We're way too pretty for prison [Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da (Hey) La de da da da (Hey) La de da da da La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da