House Song

Lyrics

I'm a Ravenclaw I like to read books When I cast spells They're off the fricken hook I'm a Gryffindor I'll fly with my friends We'll never back down And fight to the end I'm a Slytherin I am very rich I'll go on a date With whoever gets the snitch I'm a Hufflepuff Just hanging, relaxed Got our drinks and friends No feuds, we've got tact (Slytherin) Ew who brought a Hufflepuff? (Hufflepuff) Hey I'm just trying to have a good time over here. Have a good time (Everyone) A good time I'm a Ravenclaw Got wit beyond measure I can catch a snitch Like it's caught up in a tether I'm a Slytherin The house of the snake Come get in my way And get tossed in the lake I'm a Gryffindor And we own the sky Yeah, we always win With our rally cry I'm a Slytherin The top of my class If you disagree I'll kick your muggle ass Uh Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is? (Alan) Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies! (Everyone) Let's beat him up! Let's beat him up I'm a Slytherin A big fan of Snape If it's a M.o.M album We have to say Snape I'm a Hufflepuff We're true to the end United we stand So I'll stand with my friends I'm a Gryffindor As brave as they come And my namesake sword Will get the job done I'm a Ravenclaw My brain is super fast Like Shelden Cooper But not a total ass So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy anyway Aaron? (Aaron) He's from the show The Big Bang Theory You're out of the band... (Aaron) He's so smart I don't want to go