Lyrics

The landlord sent me a really nasty picture He disregarded the broken light fixture He doesn't even care, he won't even pretend He takes that pic and he hits send There's a hole in the roof and it lets the rain slide in That's not where the rain belongs Where the rain belongs I need you to come over with a hammer I don't need this picture of your dong Picture of your dong Gonna call the tenant board and they're gonna know that you're texting me your penis (But there isn't much to show!) Put your dick away And clean up the apartment Put your dick away And fix this shit Put your dick away And clean up the apartment Please install a smoke detector so I don't die in my sleep That is all I ask of you All I ask of you Received all of these penises but haven't called the cops So it's the least that you could do Least that you could do I've got all kind of problems, there are roaches, there are mice And your exhibitionism (Well, it isn't very nice) Put your dick away And clean up the apartment Put your dick away And fix this shit Put your dick away And clean up the apartment [Spoken word skit] Hey girl Hey girl, what's up? I got a problem Girl, tell me about your problems You know my landlord, Tyrees? Well, he won't stop sending me dick pics Would you mind telling me what it looks like? You know, for comparison purposes Well, it's real curvy and kinda in a figure eight Oh, you gotta shut that down and you gotta call Metro PCS and have them block that I know, but Metro doesn't open until 11:30 and he's gonna send at least 1,500 dick pics before then And I guess you couldn't text him if you actually needed him to fix something in your apartment Shit! Clean up the apartment Put your dick away And clean up the apartment Put your dick away And fix this shit Put your dick away And clean up the apartment