Triple Threat

Lyrics

[BEAU] I'm Beau [BARRY] I'm Barry [BURLY BOB] I'm Burly Bob [PRINCES] And we're a triple threat [BEAU] We're the best of brothers [BARRY] And you ain't seen nothin' yet [PRINCES] Na na na We're the best of brothers And you ain't seen nothin' yet [BEAU] You see I am the handsome one​ [BARRY] And I'm the only one with any smarts [BURLY BOB] And I'm the prince of... uh [BARRY, spoken] He forgot. He forgot [BEAU, spoken] No, he's got it [BARRY, spoken] He forgot [BEAU, spoken] Just give him a chance [BURLY BOB, spoken] Um, hold on a second I think I've got it [BEAU, spoken] What rhymes with "smarts?" [BURLY BOB, spoken] Smarts... [BEAU, spoken] Sound it out, use your words [BURLY BOB, spoken] Uh, pop tarts? [BEAU, spoken] Close... [BURLY BOB, spoken] Shopping carts! [BEAU, spoken] Almost [BURLY BOB, spoken] Oh, man... [BARRY, spoken] Beau, I can't handle this [BEAU, spoken] See, I don't have the heart to tell him [BURLY BOB, spoken] Waaaaaa? Duh, that's it! I'm the princе of hearts! [BEAU] I'm Beau [BARRY] I'm Barry [BURLY BOB] I'm still Burly Bob [PRINCES] And we'rе a triple threat Na na na [BEAU] We're the best of brothers [BARRY] And you ain't seen nothin' yet [PRINCES] Na na na We're the best of brothers And you ain't seen nothin' yet We're the best of brothers And you ain't seen nothin' — [KING ROSENBUTTER, spoken] Boys! We have real business to attend to. Front and center. Now! Why me, Rhoda. Why did you have to leave me with these — these sons of yours? Forget it. Sit! Well, my sons, the time has come for you all to take a mysterious journey [BEAU, spoken] Mys- [BARRY, spoken] -teri- [BURLY BOB, spoken] -ous? [PRINCES, spoken] Journey? [KING ROSENBUTTER, spoken] Oh yes. It's time to find yourselves wives. Preferably princesses [BURLY BOB, spoken] I don't like strange places [BARRY, spoken] Besides where will we find one — or three for that matter?