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Lyrics

[Verse] If allotted only one weapon, I'd choose the Tide to go stick And I don't want to explain myself On the topic of home renovations I could neither build nor paint a shelf, ascertain wealth like a mithril elf There's a certain kind of joy in saving money to buy a vacuum cleaner or some other meddling utensil Trying to have a small talk on the L and it grows into a big talk on the L and now we're arguing at home Eggplant parmesan, "mischievous" or "mischeevious" I don't know the correct pronunciation I don't know the correct pronunciation [Outro: Sample] Uh yeah, this is uh, this is Wilford Brimley