Atlas Flushed (Grumpy Groucho Marxist Response)

Lyrics

[Chorus] When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering [Verse 1] Yesterday, my car died and with it, my dignity So I can bear all like a Greek sculpture sans fig leaf If I were to cover up, I assure you it'd be a big wreath I've burned Nag Champa but I've never hit the peace pipe I've been far too concerned with getting my moral peace right There was a time where I was the freshest dude on JV B squad And the kids that I went to school with were uptight like PVC rods I thought I could define my blackness with a sports team Needless to say, that was quite the short dream I went from nigga to nigga in a small timeframe But this was all before the giant eyeglasses came I assume this is why I identify with Bruce Wayne It's a shame that I never had a jump-shot And a video game is the only time I've ever pumped Glocks I've convinced many a lass to inspect her nudes Under the guise of moral rectitude I'm not the dude you should lecture to [Verse 2] I've got these elaborate daydreams of picking mangos The reality is I spend too much time surfing BangBros It's staggering, I'm a blabbering Bilbo Baggins Ordained in piety-wrapped factions as captain I'm a despondent Howard Moon Trapped in an ornate flowery tomb with powdery-blue Dancing shoes pissing in urinals taking time to decode the etchings Skipping class is one of life's fine little blessings Reading Schopenhauer and feeling mad dense That I neglected to snag chips off Adsense Chatting with girls with shirts that are mildly see-through Asking myself, "If Rob was here, what would he do?" [Verse 3] Staring at my ex-girlfriends Facebook photos Negates that all these blog nods make me feel like Glen Coco Which is cooler: a write-up on Forbes Or to be running a top ranked guild on Horde My mother named me Rory after a dude who was assassinated I've got potentials that may never be actuated I've something like the nerdy dude ambassador With the Fishscale tape banging loud in the Flux Capacitor [Chorus] When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering When I meet the man up top, I will bargain for nothing And I will accept my lot among those who are suffering