Lyrics

Wait a minute Ain't that Mrs, Jodie over there? Mrs. Jodie! (Yes) You know I'm like an old relative of yours I know you don't know me but Since I been going with your husband for the last past year and a half (What with my husband?) That would sorta like make us wives in-law You know what I mean? (Make us wives in-laws?) (Are you crazy, what's wrong with you?) (What the hell are you talking about?) All I want Is a fighting chance The rules of the game to be fair Since all is fair In love and war Its war I do declare Call out your army, alert your navy Bring out your reserves and marines Cause I've alerted your man He's well-informed He's been attacked by my love machine Cause all I want Is a fighting chance A fight it is going to be Give me an inch, I'll take a mile Cause you're dealing with TNT Get some TNT I'm a bomb Your man has set off my time I'm gonna blow up his mind And burst all his heart And fill it with this love of mine Cause all I want Is a fighting chance The war is already won All I need is a fighting chance Cause I'm the daughter of a son-of-a-gun All I want Is a fighting chance A fight it is going to be C'mon here turn him over to me Give that man to me Give him over to me