Sailor’s Hornpipe (Viv Stanshall version)

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Mike Oldfield & Vivian Stanshall - Rock, Folk Rock

Sailor’s Hornpipe (Viv Stanshall version)

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[Spoken Word: Vivian Stanshall] The hallway. From the outside, an ordinary house A great house, true Four-hundred-and-eighty-three rooms, each with its own marble wash basin and douche (bidet, as it's known) But inside, and the positions are reversed A human failing, some say a disease. But a disease that Sir Francis Dashwood knew and used well Upstairs, inside, and a revelation It's a discotheque! No no, err... there are paintings, real... and look here! A rare seventeenth century masterpiece And if I can scrape a little of it off, beneath I can find hidden A fourteenth century underpiece Made entirely of tiny pieces of eggshell, this lurid work has caused controversy in the world of embroidery and anthropolodgeky... No, I'll say it again: anthro...polo...logy Erm, quite possibly make an anthropol... No, I mean an apolodge... for... It has enthralled distinguished professors, and in layman's language is blinking well baffling But to be more obtusely: buggered if I know Yes, buggered if I know And that's all we've gleaned so far from experts in fourteenth century painting, Renaissance greengrocers and recently revived members of the public Buggered if I know Vivian Stanshall, about three o'clock in the morning, Oxfordshire, 1973 Goodnight

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  • Vivian Stanshall