Christmas

Lyrics

Moet Et Chandon Man: I say, old man Frightfully sorry and all that but, uh Could you lend me thirty-five pounds For a case of Moet Et Chandon? Old Man: Uh, oh I'm sorry, governor But I don't appear to have it ready Uh, will you take a check? Man: Do you have a banker's card? Xmas Song Well Christmas comes but once a year And when it comes, it brings a lear Give the turkey another rocket Hate your relations and empty your pocket And if you think that I'm joking Please look at the people They're running in fear Please open your eyеs Well you know I'm not joking Please forgеt the steeple The people are people "No more people" I sighed Well hello, sir, hello, sir Well how about that? Pleased to drop an H-bomb On the old man's hat And if you haven't got an H-bomb Then a palm bomb will do And if you haven't a palm bomb Then we'll blast you one You think that I'm joking Please look at the leeches They're reaping your water From creative demand And if you think I'm not joking Then please help the people Yes, man, it is possible Within your command Well God rest you, merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Lock your doors, drink your scot Then look the other way Give the happy vicar a half-crown tip And if he asks for more Then give him a fat lip And if you think that I'm joking Please open your minds Santa is coming But he's a bomber in disguise He's coming to give you A real Christmas gift The chance to experience A remarkable lift Well the ghost of Christmas past Tells the ghost of Christmas present "I've seen all this before, you know There's really nothing in it" But the ghost of Christmas future Tells the ghost of Christmas past "It's awful dark over here" Dracula Dracula: Welcome to my house Come in peace, go in safely And leave something to the happiness you bring Man: Count Dracula? Dracula: I am Dracula Man: Do you do teas?