Lyrics

"Xmas Moppers" Half the trouble in the world today Comes from people who don't know what to say They like to use words that's big and long And they ain't know when they using it wrong Some moppers come by me last Christmas Day Eat me out and drink me in the worst of way "I had a swell time," they started to boast "But before I go let me make a toast" And they tell me "Here's to my good friend. I wish that he And everybody live in enimity I wish him ill health and adversity Disastеr and strife eternally." "I sеcond the motion!" I grab me cutlass and I tell the louse "You better get to hell out my house!" "You can't do him that," the next one said to me "What he said should make you feel happy." I was shocked because this was a friend of mine I tired lend him money, but we just get along fine So when he say he like the remark I say he must be fools and making skylark But he said "May your cup of sorrow never run dry May misfortune follow you until the day you die You are such a nice quiet, illiterate lad Your obnoxious company make me feel glad." "I second the motion!" Along Maga one they call D'Arbreu Say, "Three cheers for insipid Sparrow The fame and fortune that he has accomplished I wish it all would rapidly diminish He's a fella that I have always despised I don't know why people does watch him and criticize His stupidity is unsurpassed In other words, he's a hypothetical ass May his friends bring him joy and frustration Impose on him and lift him to degradation He's a jolly good fellow and a kind reprobate Unscrupulous and always inconsiderate." May I second the motion? I couldn't believe people could be so rude Repaying kindness with ingratitude Lord, well, I grindin' like a sugar mill I ain't know which one of them to kill But I grab my cutlass and I pelt a blow I never seen drunken people take off so My wife laugh, she laugh 'til she choke And tellin' me I must learn to take a joke "Pompomloomically speaking, you're a pussyistic man," she said "Most elaquitably full of shitifcation Your splendiferous views are too catastical Too cuntimoratic and too bitchilistical." I second the motion!