Spider

Lyrics

[Verse 1] About nine o'clock in the evening Me and meh girl on meh bed relaxing Meh little daughter Iris Saying goodnight so she want a kiss, but Before the mother could have tell she no How you don't know, she opened the door Stand up straight jam up to the wall She eye open big and she start to bawl... [Chorus] "Daddy, daddy, there's a spider on top of mummy! Ah sure she ain't know, otherwise she'd a-make it go Take a piece of wood and makе sure you flog it good" She said, "Don't look at that big fat hairy spider on mummy lеg!" [Verse 2] You could imagine now how ah frightened But ah ain't sayin' nothing The woman lay down there, I beside her And trembling for so 'fraid spider Ah say "Just in case it jump on me Ah have meh blackjack in meh hand all ready Sound like a cascabel on the bed When ah finish with the spider is dead he dead" You hear the child... [Chorus] "Daddy, daddy, there's a spider on top of mummy! Ah sure she ain't know, otherwise she'd a-make it go Take a piece of wood and make sure you flog it good" She said, "Don't look at that big fat hairy spider on mummy leg!" [Verse 3] Accidentally ah touch something And no for so ready meh blackjack jumping Ah try to wrap him up in a blanket Ah didn't want the spider to see it Ooops, spider come and show he face Ah start sharing licks inside the place Meh girl start to bawl, "Boy what wrong with you? This ain't a real spider, is a tattoo!" And the child bawling... [Chorus] "Daddy, daddy, there's a spider on top of mummy! Ah sure she ain't know, otherwise she'd a-make it go Take a piece of wood and make sure you flog it good" She said, "Don't look at that big fat hairy spider on mummy leg!"