Short Little Shorts

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The governer crazy He change the law for a lady The governer crazy He change the law for a young lady A policeman had she under arrest Claiming she wasn't properly dressed But when the news reach around That was big uproar The governer get mad and change the law [Chorus] Leave her alone Do you understand Hands off don't touch That's my command He said I love to see her in the bermuda shorts You hear! darling you look so pruddy in the short little shorts Whoah-oh oh oh, my dear [Verse 2] This time if you see she With her shorts rolled up above she knee That's what she was wearing You could imagine how the governer staring Oh yes he watch till he mouth start to dribble Scratch he head and he fix his spectacles Looking as pale as if he were dead With his two big eyes poppin out he head [Chorus] Leave her alone Do you understand Hands off don't touch That's my command Darling I love to see her in the bermuda shorts You hear! I said you look so pruddy in the short little shorts Whoah-oh oh oh, my dear [Verse 3] You talking about figure She had a shape like a real cocacola When she said goodbye The Governer had water in the eye It look as though he was planning to attach So the secretary and them had to hold him back Because the way he watching If they didn't hold him back he would have bite up the lady [Chorus] Leave her alone Do you understand Hands off don't touch That's my command Darling I love to see her in the bermuda shorts You hear! I said you look so pruddy in the short little shorts Whoah, my dear [Verse 4] Taxi drivers hold up Just to see how the shorts was rolled up She thinks it was so cute But in my opinion it was like a bathing suit Donkey cart bounce up with a car And the donkey wouldn't move a step further All the stevedores quit working on the worth But the Governer don't want her to take it off [Chorus] Leave her alone Do you understand Hands off don't touch That's my command Darling I love to see her in the bermuda shorts You hear! I said you look so pruddy in the short little shorts Whoah-oh oh oh, my dear