Sanford

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The greatest comedian in all of television Everybody love him but he's a good for nothin' He's hilarious He's notorious Don't know why but he like to pester Julio, Grady, and Aunt Esther Tellin' she, she face like asbestos And talking about crazy Mister [Chorus] Sanford, Sanford, Sanford, Sanford and his son They two stinker! (Elizabeth) This is a big one, baby (Elizabeth) Comin' to meet you, honey (Elizabeth) This is a big one, baby (Elizabeth) Oh, you expect me to believe a [?] old story like that? (Sanford, Sanford, Sanford) [Verse 2] Never ask him to work 'cause hе is driving a truck Lamont could never insist when Frеd have arthritis He's a real champ He's a damned scamp This horrible, lovable old cuss Very stingy and cantankerous Even he own son he double cross In telling lies he really is a boss [Chorus] Sanford, Sanford, Sanford, Sanford and his son (Elizabeth) This is a big one, baby (Elizabeth) Comin' to meet you, honey (Elizabeth) This is a big one, baby (Elizabeth) Why don't you put your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies? (Sanford, Sanford, Sanford) [Verse 3] No one gets a good word from Junkyard Freddie I'm told He is much too liberated and self-opinionated He's a schemer A blasphemer Esther always takin' a wisecrack Anytime she tell him something back Then he gets a phony heart attack Staggerin' to give it, move him back [Chorus] Sanford, Sanford, Sanford, Sanford and his son Them two stinker! (Elizabeth) This is a big one, baby (Elizabeth) Comin' to meet you, honey (Elizabeth) Oh, Elizabeth! Oh! Oh! (Elizabeth) Oh! (Sanford, Sanford, Sanford) What weighs four hundred pounds, seven feet tall, looks like a grizzly, and has no teeth? Your mama! [Verse 4] If I'm to adjudicate, well, Sanford & Son is great! The role they give black actors and could pass with flying colors He's a dancer A romancer When you see he drink up he Ripple And he start to walk like a cripple Pokin' fun at all ethnic people He will make you laugh in a dribble [Chorus] Sanford, Sanford, Sanford, Sanford and his son (Elizabeth) This is a big one, baby (Elizabeth) Comin' to meet you, honey (Elizabeth) This is a big one, baby (Elizabeth) Comin' to meet you, baby (Sanford, Sanford, Sanford) [Outro] I'll be the one with the big [?] on meh back! [?] if it is true If I didn't care for you