Philip My Dear

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Phillip, my dear Last night I thought was you in here Where did you go? Working for good old England Missing out all the action, my dear, do you know There was a man in my bedroom Wearing your shoe Trying on the royal costume Dipping in the royal perfume I telling you true There was a man in my bedroom Anxious for a rendezvous And I thought it was you [Chorus] He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He laylay like you but badder A man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you [Verse 2] The palacе guards Were playing hopscotch in the yard Abandon thе throne Being with this perfect stranger The jewel was in danger For I was alone With a man in my bedroom loaded with brew Yes, this malodorous urchin On top of my bed was perching Like a cockatoo A man in my bedroom Sorry, dear, I misconstrued when I took him for you [Chorus] He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He laylay like you but badder A man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you [Verse 3] In Buckingham No one respond to the alarm So this plunderer Displayed inside my boudoir A tool made for agriculture I stood there in awe With a man in my bedroom, seven feet or more He told me, "Come hither and foil" And all my good linen he soil He was so obscene! There was a man in my bedroom, so nasty and mean Singing to me, "God go save the queen!" [Chorus] He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He laylay like you but badder A man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you [Verse 4] Evidently I've suffered great indignity From this commoner Instead of being free in London He should be put in a dungeon Under the Tower There was a man in my bedroom enjoying the view This vicious, immoral scoundrel Son of a common mongrel, scared me through and through There was a man in my bedroom Your input was overdue and I thought it was you [Chorus] He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He laylay like you but badder There was a man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you