Madame Dracula

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You went to St. Thomas and you pick up your bride You went in the chapel, she was by your side After you done married, you're feeling okay Tell your wife to listen carefully to what people say [Chorus] When they see you madam walking up the street People does stand up and watch down at she crooked feet People would say she husband so spectacular So everybody does call she Madame Dracula [Verse 2] You went to St. Thomas, you carry Christo Christo say your wedding was a pappy show With so much old nigga and so much of bum All you had to eat was roti And all you had to drink was rum [Chorus] Then you bring the Yankee woman back to Trinidad But none of your friends don't like shе She too old and hard People say shе husband nose perpendicular So everybody does call she Madame Dracula That so, man [Verse 3] You went to St. Thomas, you playing a Lord And you spend more money than you could afford You leave the impression that you have some cash Always fooling people, Boo Boo Man, you want a lash [Chorus] Whenever your madame talking, she mouth like a swamp Frank Sinatra sing about she, say de lady is a tramp People say she husband nose perpendicular So everybody does call she Madame Dracula [Verse 4] The day that you're married to this old maid Well even the preacher and all was afraid Your shirt out your trousers, your jacket so short Like when you're appearing for thiefing fowl at the Police Court [Chorus] That's why the people ain't have no respect for your wife And ah feel if she ain't leave you she wasting she life I would say she husband nose perpendicular And meh self will call she Madame Dracula