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The people say that Englishmen are gentlemen Still I'd rather see a Yankee with my girlfriend They tell me that Englishmen are gentlemen I'd rather see a Yankee talking my girlfriend For with the Yankee, I'd never be angry Sooner or later he will spend his money freely These people from Oxford University Intend to get through with their big words and diplomacy Hear the English... "Positively, definitely, most assurеdly", but no currency So if your girlfriend have no common sеnse Without a cent, he's sure to penetrate her defense When you see an Englishman is on a spree Like if he swallow a Webster's dictionary Grammatical phrases like a millionaire Not for hell, the bloke won't even buy a beer And he so boldfaced, picking and choosing woman Till he gets Ann-Margret or Ingrid Bergman When he fix up and time for payment reach He want to give her a [?] and a bundle of speech "My darling, you are so lovable, very, very, very kissable You are quite capable, but it's regrettable That I cannot recompense you most adequately For the accomplished talent you've bestowed on me" If my girlfriend tired living Just let me catch her with an Englishman gossiping Because every English bloke is a diplomat And I know that no money won't come out that gap Through diplomatic skullduggery England won the last war She may get a Schweppes with a lemon, but nothing more And if she beg the limey for a raise He will tell her of the "ladies in olden days" "They had so much purity and of course chastity and nobility And no uses for money" So if your girlfriend have no common sense Without a cent he's going to penetrate her defense