Crazy John

Lyrics

[Verse 1] She sufferin' with corn And she dancin' with Crazy John Sufferin' with corn And she dancin' with Crazy John Mama, if you see this brute Accidentally stand up on she foot Wilma bawl as she fall On the floor in the dance hall [Chorus] (Ohhh Lord) Crazy John you can't dance (Give another man a chance) Crazy John you can't dance (Give another man a chance) Well all you doin' is stumblin', jumpin', scramblin' Fightin', pushin', kickin', stampin' Sweatin', fannin', trippin', arguein' Slidin' around the floor [Verse 2] Well he pick she up in pain And they start back to dance again The more the music play The more she struggling to get away Mama, that was tug-of-war Two of them wrestling on the floor In the heat of the thing Crazy John kick she on she shin [Chorus] (Ohhh Lord) Crazy John you can't dance (Give another man a chance) Crazy John you can't dance (Give another man a chance) Well all you doin' is tacklin', feetsin', grabbin' Prancin', divin', rollin', shoutin' Slippin', slidin', scratchin', rubbin' Gallopin' up the floor [Verse 3] It's a giant of a man Dancing Wilma in front the band And jumping up and down Like if he is a circus clown She bawlin' but he ain't care Grab she and lift she in the air Man, I laugh 'til I roll Crazy John say he diggin' soul [Chorus] (Ohhh Lord) Crazy John you can't dance (Give another man a chance) Crazy John you can't dance (Give another man a chance) Well all you doin' is skatin', duckin', wrestlin' Bumpin', bouncin', draggin', jammin' Ziggin', zaggin', gigglin', dribblin' Clownin' around the floor