Castro Eating Banana

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If you know confusion With me and my little children Talking 'bout confusion With me and my little children They went in meh bureau And pull out a picture of Castro Showing it around The grandmother see it, she faint on the ground And if you hear she: [Chorus] "No children, no You mustn't look at that Go on and put it back Tell your father he too damn slack!" "Wait, hold your horse, hold your horse granny Please don't get cross Don't mistake meh picture, mama Is Castro eating a banana!" [Verse 2] She is the kind of lady Always in church on Sunday Bible in she hand And always leading some procession Now, way you see she faint When she wake up she pray to all them saint: "Please forgive me for what I've seen" And there's holy water she bathing in Oh meh Lord: [Chorus] "No children, no You mustn't look at that Go on and put it back Tell your father he too damn slack!" "Wait, hold your horse, hold your horse Please don't get cross Don't mistake meh picture, mama Is Castro and a banana!" [Verse 3] If you hear the lecture Meh wife livid 'bout the picture How I am such a heathen Bring picture to corrupt them children This time smelling salts wake granny Opened she eyes, but bawled out when she saw me Like the picture flashed in she brain How you don't know, she faint again Oh Lord: [Chorus] "No children, no You mustn't look at that Go on and put it back Tell your father he too damn slack!" "Wait, hold your horse, hold your horse Please don't get cross Don't mistake meh picture, mama Is Castro eating a banana!" [Verse 4] She feel a little better When the doctor come with a stretcher Give she an injection She get up making a good confession Same time a priest from the village Enter the house and now get the message She hold the priest and slap at she heart: "Father, save me from Lucifer!" [Chorus] "Oh no children, no You mustn't look at that Go on and put it back Tell your father he too damn slack!" "Wait, hold your horse, hold your horse granny Please don't get cross Don't mistake meh picture, mama Is Castro eating a banana!"