Bag Ah Sugar

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Even a fortune teller Couldn't tell you more about woman than me Don't care how a woman clever I sure I smarter than she I could size up any woman in here or on the street Although we have never met I could tell you if she's sour, if she's salt, if she's sweet If she easy or she hard to get [Chorus] Now if her eyes Started coming kind of sleepy when you watch she face My advice is to take it kinda light Maybe she's out for tricks But if she smile with dimples on she cheek And then she laugh and she got open teeth Don't let she get away Is ah bag of sugar down dey Don't let she get away Is ah bag of sugar down dey [Verse 2] Some men like to see a woman Very well built and have plenty bust To be with her they're in heaven To capture she is a must But with me it really doesn't matter Even if she chest flat like two fry egg I will gih she any money just as long as ah could see She have two duck foot or bandy leg [Chorus] If she pretends to be serious And play she's not observing you Grab she hand, if she try to pull away from you That's a clue Then if she smile with dimples on she cheek And then she laugh and she got open teeth Don't let she get away Is ah bag of sugar down dey Don't let she get away Is ah bag of sugar down dey [Verse 3] If you have a bachelor neighbour And your girl keep talking him bad Always saying how he so vulgar Wearing jockey shorts in the yard You got to invite the bachelor over See if she will treat him with scorn Keep a rather observation, watch her reaction During the conversation [Chorus] If when he talk she cyah watch him She just bow she head or turn she face That is a sign she is willing to go with him Any time or place even to gih him a taste So when he gone I am advising you From then on you must wear jockey shorts too That is the only way You gon protect the sugar down dey Don't let she get away She have a bag of sugar down dey [Verse 4] Before a man settles with a woman He got to know what it's all about Especially if she had children You got to measure the size of the mouth Them big mouth woman will settle With any man for a drink of rum And they so easy to handle They don't gih no kind of trouble Before you call them, they come [Chorus] And if their lips start to shiver And they blushing when they hear you speak Watch at the nose if it's perspiring You should know their resistance weak But if they dress big and kinda fluffy That is a sign of some type of pregnancy You better run away Is only jail and courthouse down dey Yet to hello the day Is only jail and courthouse down dey