Planet Purge

Lyrics

[Verse 1] - Wait, stop! Please, don't kill me! I-I never intended to harm you, I swear I am trying to end the festival - W-w-what do you mean? - I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival - Fuck that, Rick! We got to kill her! Kill her! Kill her! - Whoa! Geez, Morty, purge it down a little - "Purge! Don't purge!" You're sending me mixed messages, Rick - Morty, you're acting like a freaking lunatic - Calm down - Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you, too, you old, rickеty piece of crap! This has been a long time coming! I'm gonna rip your fucking guts out and smеar them all over your face! [Drop] I-it's a purge planet We got to -- kill her! Okay, yeah. T-that was gross Wow Disqualified Oh, my God! Geez. Wow, Morty. Now you're getting into it [Verse 2] - It won't be easy creating a new society from the ground up - Well, a helpful rule might be if you need something, you get it. Pretty simple, right? - I need food - Who's got food for that guy? - I do, but this is for me - Can't you make some more? - Oh, sure. And while I'm making food for everyone, who takes care of my kids? - I'll take care of your kids, if I get some extra food for it - Extra food? - Well, I'm not gonna do extra work if we all get the same - All right, okay, fair is fair. If you do extra work, you get extra food - Oh. (All murmuring) - Who's gonna keep track of who gets how much food for how much work? - Hello. I can do that. I'll keep track of everyone's food, you know, in exchange for food - That's not a real job! - Oh, and making food is? - Son of a bitch! [Drop] Whoa. Cool it, now Take it easy What?! It's like "The Purge", Morty There's too much aggression here Stop! [Outro] - Hey, thanks for helping me, Rick. You're a pretty great guy - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you for shooting my liver. I'll see you around - Oh, man. What -- what happened? - Don't worry about it, Morty. Listen, if you wanted to try to get a piece, you better hurry up. Now's your last chance - Hey, hey, Arthrisha, um, maybe I could -- - Yeah, I have a boyfriend - Okay - I'm not trying to be rude. I just -- I don't want to lead you on - I-I-I understand - I mean, thank you so much for helping end the festival, but I have a boyfriend, and, uh, he's just -- - Okay, okay, you can stop saying it. I took it okay the first time, and now you're just repeating stuff