Talk to the Animals

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If we could talk to the animals Just imagine chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee Imagine talking to a tiger Chatting to a cheetah What a neat achievement it would be If we could talk to the animals Learn their languages, maybe take an animal degree We'd study elephant and eagle Buffalo and beagle Alligator, guinea pig and flea We would converse in polar bear and python And we would curse in fluent kangaroo If people asked us, "Can you speak rhinoceros?" We'd say, "Of course-erous, can't you?" If we conferred with our furry friends, man to animal Think of all the things we could discuss If we could walk with the animals Talk with the animals Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us We would converse in polar bear and python And we would curse in fluent kangaroo If people asked us, "Can you speak rhinoceros?" We'd say, "Of course-erous, can't you?" If we conferred with our furry friends, man to animal Think of all the things we could discuss If we could walk with the animals Talk with the animals Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us