Dipped in Vaseline

Lyrics

I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Wadd As I pull tricks for a fix and a nod I got flows for hoes with low self esteem And more for those swallow protein The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and Pays the rent inch after inch But now I get fly with lyrics While you guys be on some queer shit Check out the way I take a mark for All that he's got and a whole lot more 'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll Oh shit, you just got vicked By an illegitimate kid out the orphanage run and shit I'm comin with styles you can't handle smoother than the velvet Elvis hanging from my mantle So light a candle and praise yo' Lord Mickey Avalon's some shit you can afford All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline In a mask and jeans, girl, I'll smash your dreams All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline In a mask and jeans, girl I'm a costly hotty getting saucy at the swap meet If you want to party Get my number and call me From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies A corner teen in this California dream All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline My foster parents told me that I could be Anything I wanted to so I became me Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free Serving sucka mcs and getting paid for my delivery I freak beats that stain your silk sheets Filthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to be They had brooster in the pantry, howlin' like a banshee And even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline In a mask and jeans, girl, I'll smash your dreams All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline In a mask and jeans, girl In the Hollywood hills Swallowing pills Tipsy off scotch whiskey Sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills I toast Mimosas from coast to coast In penthouse suites With out any clothes I used to stroll to ave holes in my shoes But now I fly first class and Bask in sun tan and booze Hustling gay dude for Quaaludes Out by the pool In a baby blue bathing suit Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice I was payin dues while you was playin' in school I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips Here's an autographed picture for your little sis My days of turning tricks are behind me Unless you got the time to wine and dine me All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline In a mask and jeans, girl, I'll smash your dreams All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline In a mask and jeans, girl