The Doctor

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Michel Legrand - Pop

The Doctor

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(The shabby office of a local DOCTOR.) [DOCTOR] I am Dr. Roquefort Doing my best to earn my keep Thanks to dubious dealings during the war I'm illegal And that's why I'm cheap (DUSOLEIL enters the DOCTOR's office... through the wall.) [DOCTOR] God! A patient! [DUSOLEIL] You're surprised seeing a patient walk through a wall? [DOCTOR] No The surprise is seeing a patient at all! [DUSOLEIL] What is happening to me? What is happening to me? [DOCTOR] Go and stand over there Raise your arm in the air God, it's trembling like mine! Mind you, mine's due to wine Stand up straight, count to four [DUSOLEIL] One, two, three- [DOCTOR] That's great Now lie down on the floor That's surprising, 'cause you Should be falling right through And it's odd that you'rе not But it's clear what you've got So I'll briefly tеll you what's what You've got Proto-para-psycho-neuro-glandular-depressive-schizoform-espresso-semi-dormant-pathological-repressed-transmural syndrome And I know what to do (Handing him a bottle of pills) Take a couple of these They should cure your disease They should harden your blood and your sinew But if you continue to suffer, then Come and visit me, please?? I can also prescribe Something you can imbibe Anybody who drinks Saves a fortune on shrinks When I'm treating the blues I use what we doctors call Booze You've got a case of [DOCTOR AND DUSOLEIL] Proto-para-psycho-neuro-glandular-depressive-schizoform-espresso-semi-dormant-pathological-repressed-transmural syndrome [DOCTOR] I've got a case Of wine! Should a headache ensue Drink a liter - or two! After that, you'll feel fine

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