Moxxie’s Bad Trip

Lyrics

[MOXXIE, spoken] Blitz? I-I can't see you God, this smells awful! What's that music? Is that you? Is this a prank? Because I swear to Satan— [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ, spoken] It is no prank, bitch [MOXXIE, spoken] Hey, why do you sound like that? [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ, spoken] Because you, my precious little bitch boy [MOXXIE, spoken] Stop it, sir [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ, spoken] Are tripping balls [MOXXIE] No, what? How could this be? I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT It's a bad trip, oy gevalt Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault [MOXXIE] My lungs are full of honesty Would you promise me that you won't judge? [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] Yes, bitch [MOXXIE] Not trying to divulge too much But I'm in too deep So, first of all Fuck you [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] What? [MOXXIE] This is just typical Well, two can play at this game of dismay 'Cause if you're here causing frustration I'm torturing you in your hallucination [HALLUCINATION MOXXIE, spoken] I simply follow your orders It isn't my fault that your orders are a nonsensical as a sun-tanning bed left out on the cold, rainy porch of a fresh April shower [BLITZØ, spoken] Wait, why are you talking like that? What the fuck does that even mean? [HALLUCINATION MOXXIE, spoken] I am simply speaking Satan's plain English Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary sometime And then maybe you could understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about— [BLITZØ, spoken] Shut up [MOXXIE] Why do you hurt me so? [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] I know [MOXXIE & HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] Why must you push your friends away? I push my friends away [MOXXIE] Why does it seem like a recurring theme That you alienate with your toxic routine? [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] I don't know, eventually everyone goes [MOXXIE] 'Cause you're thoughtless and cruel and you'll end up alone [HALLUCINATION MOXXIE, spoken] Admit it, my dear boss You don't know what you are doing half the time And you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy [BLITZØ, spoken] I don't need you I can do this shit on my own so easily [HALLUCINATION STRIKER, spoken] But ya don't wanna do things alone, Blitzo [HALLUCINATION FIZZAROLLI, spoken] You tried the solo act, it didn't work out so well [HALLUCINATION VEROSIKA, spoken] Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being a selfish, shitty, shit fuck [HALLUCINATION STOLAS, spoken] Are you afraid to love people, Blitzy? [HALLUCINATION MOXXIE, spoken] I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy But also crave it as well It's rather unfortunate, sir Considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you Such as myself Are you worried I may have enough of it one day as well? [BLITZØ, spoken] Stop fucking talking, all of you [HALLUCINATION STOLAS] You're going to die alone Blitzy will die alone Blitzy's dying alone He'll die alone [HALLUCINATION FIZZAROLLI, spoken] You're gonna die alone, Blitzo, oh, you'll die alone, Blitzo [HALLUCINATION STRIKER, spoken] You're gonna die alone, Blitzo [HALLUCINATION VEROSIKA, spoken] No one's going to miss you [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] Why, Moxxie, why Have you held your true feelings inside? [MOXXIE] I am scared of rejection [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] Why, Moxxie, why Do you have Millie put it in your butt? [MOXXIE] It gives me an erectio— Hey [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] No need to hide We accept your true feelings, so promise me [MOXXIE] That I can do [MOXXIE & HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] To be true [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty [MOXXIE] Oh [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] I've been a jackass, it's true [MOXXIE] You've been a jackass, it's true [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] But soon as we're back as ourselves [HALLUCINATION BLITZØ & MOXXIE] I will be a better friend than I was before [MOXXIE] Be better at speaking my mind, and [MOXXIE & HALLUCINATION BLITZØ] Together, we can begin To become fine