Zack Paul Gosselar

Lyrics

This killer is really starting to scare me, guys I think we should look for him But the Battle of the Bands is like a month away, we can look for the Allwhite killer later! [KEESHA, spoken] And Molly Goodwhite is dead and we still don't have anyone on autoharp What about Zach Paul Gosselar? [ZACH, spoken] What about Zach Paul Gosselar? [KEESHA] Late last night they found a girl in the river A week ago they found one with her throat slit Zach walks by and my spine feels a shiver 'Cause part of me wonders if Zach's the one who did it And I'm kind of turned on if Zach's the one who did it [ENSEMBLE] Zach Paul Gosselar, where werе you last night? Zach Paul Gosselar, where wеre you last night? [KEESHA] Terrifying dreams Terrifying screams Zach are you the killer Or am I just a horndog? [MEAGAN, spoken] Um, Zach? Hey, is it true you play autoharp? Since Molly Goodwhite is dead, Megan, Maegan, and I thought it might be cool if we shook things up and brought a guy into Girlwhite for the Battle of the Bands? [ZACH, spoken] Didn't I tell you not to tell anyone I play autoharp, you stupid fucking bitch? Why are you always trying to humiliate me? I'm gonna kill you! [MEAGAN, spoken] Zach, please, it just... slipped out of my mouth, I'm such a klutz [ZACH, spoken] Anyway, I can't play in Battle of the Bands if I'm in prison! [MEAGAN, spoken] Prison? Zach, oh my God, what are you talking about?! [ZACH, spoken] It's such bullshit! [sung] Cops think I put that girl in the river They say I snapped and turned into a demon But all they've got as proof is a sliver 'Cause nearby they found traces of my semen But I'm innocent even though, yeah, it's my semen [ENSEMBLE] Zach Paul Gosselar, where were you last night? [ZACH, spoken] Meag's scared to do it, so I go into the woods to rub one out sometimes. Whatever! [ENSEMBLE] Zach Paul Gosselar. where were you last night? [ZACH, spoken] And maybe I've been getting a little carried away recently... [KEESHA, ZACH (spoken)] Terrifying dreams (Semen isn't proof) Terrifying screams (It's circumstantial, it's circumstantial) Zach could be the killer (Semen isn't proof) Or is he just a horndog (It's circumstantial, it's circumstantial)