Lyrics

[Verse 1] I know a book where the hero gets skinned alive Boiled in oil Hansel and Gretel are cooked to perfection And wrapped in foil And I found myself in the stew I turned red, I turned white, I turned blue And under the covers I shuddered the whole night through [Chorus] Gee I'm glad I worried about that It's bound to do me good Just so I know when they lay me out flat I've done all the worrying I could Maybe they'll roast mе with speeches and honor me Maybe thеy'll toast me and drink to me somberly Maybe I'm just a sad sad sack Gee ain't I glad that I worried about that [Verse 2] Sooner or later you do take a look at your life And kiss it goodbye There are an infinite number Of hideous ways to die And though I only get one I'll imagine an infinite sum Leaving not one shred of doubt When it's all said and done [Chorus] Gee I'm glad I worried about that It's bound to do me good Just so I know when they lay me out flat I've done all the worrying I could Maybe they'll roast me with speeches and honor me Maybe they'll toast me and drink to me somberly Maybe I'm just a sad sad sack Gee ain't I glad that I worried about that [Verse 3] Anthrax and smallpox And big clouds of poison gas Are coming our way Best be awake and alive and alert To the dangers every day And just so we don't forget They've color coded the threat Now that you know you can gasp With your very last breath [Chorus] Gee I'm glad I worried about that It's bound to do me good Just so I know when they lay me out flat I've done all the worrying I could Maybe they'll roast me with speeches and honor me Maybe they'll toast me and drink to me somberly Maybe I'm just a sad sad sack Gee ain't I glad that I worried about that