Be Kind to Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Told you once, and I told you twice Why be mean when you can be nice? Come on, be kind to me Can't you see I'm in misery? [Verse 2] I hardly feel like a mustard seed 'Cause your love is what I need Come on, be kind to me Can't you see I'm in misery? [Verse 3] I'm the ace of hearts, and she's my queen The best old girl you ever seen Come on, be kind to me Can't you see I'm in misery? [Verse 4] I told you, child, when you were sixteen I wanted you, girl, to be my queen Come on, be kind to me Can't you see I'm in misery? [Verse 5] A bullfrog sittin' on a lily pond And I was holdin' her in my arm Come on, be kind to me Can't you see I'm in misery? [Verse 6] I call you on the telephone Tell me why you're never home? Come on, be kind to me Can't you see I'm in misery? [Instrumental Break] *Vocalizations* [Outro] Be kind to me Can't you see I'm in misery?