Dr. Christmas, M.D.

Lyrics

[Hook] You catch the back side of my hand because the front for masturbating If I was a doctor I would never have no patients Catch me playing Operation Hands shaking like (AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH) {2x} [Verse 1] Scrub the scrubs, rub a dub, rent a rub and tug I can get offensive, like magic with the run and fun Walk up in your party break a vase and that shit one of one If she choke I give her mouth to mouth then give her nuts to tongue Hypocritical my hippocratic oath Told me don't get high before the surgery, I laughed and smoked Told me he had cancer, had to pass the dope Paging doctor Christmas where you get the mega phone Talking shit with my niggas, feeling up on these nurses Roy in the back with the big ass speakers Wake the patient up cuz we turning up Now the hospital burning up Medical send them curtains up Beat my dick in the bathroom to a Greys anatomy chat room I give up, shit too easy, being a doctor not for me Go back to rapping back to sleep, I'm taking shots out that IV Swear I never won a game of operation in my life I operate around this shit like I was Clooney with the knife [Hook] [Verse 2] Talking to your bitch, Dr. Dolittle Used the jar of condoms up and I was sposed to give em Selling the prescription pad a dollar for a strip And had the head doctor do a pirouette she started stripping Steal the bud up out the lab, have the vet give me a shot Cuz I'm a mothafucking dog, dirty nigga y'all forgot? Oh goddamn, I'll remind you, masturbate inside your finest china Finer rhymers never been discovered, play Alzheimer's Right up under nurses skirt like I done dropped my hat Fresh Prince Doodle how I feel I drew a pair of tits, hint hint Sponge bath got too cold my dick done started to shrink, therapist I must be old and dirty cuz the shit wasn't embarrassing Dr. Christmas, and patient Bob Hannukah The most fun somebody ever had in a hospital Is this art, I'm old and blind Grab behinds, past my time, when I rhyme [Hook]