How To Have Sex

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There across a crowded rooms To demand my dreams He was a long and lean, mean sex machine Packed in five-oh-one jeans He looked me over from my hair down to my shoes Then he said, "Sorry boy Where you've been? Ain't you heard the news?" He said, "although I'm not crazy I don't take no chance I don't kiss, I just reminiscence I keep it in my pants." Woah-oh I'm going crazy with someone Tell me, what's a poor boy to do? He said "I can't do this, and I can't do that." Oh, I'm so confused Can it be like a fantasy? Can it be like it used to be? Can it be like a fantasy? How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic Home alone, late at night Taking matters to my own hand Laid back, relax, betamax Playing those "Boys In The Sand" Take it, shake it, just looking for a little release When in burst the P.C (Politically correct) Safe sex and thought police "Stop right there We've come to put you to the test You better call your lawyer Boy, you're under house arrest." Woah-h I'm going crazy with someone Tell me, what's a poor boy to do? He said "I can't do this, and I can't do that." Oh, I'm so confused Can it be like a fantasy? Can it be like it used to be? Can it be like a fantasy? How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic Oh, I miss the 70's Things seemed so simple then So many men, so little time Ah, I remember when Where we leading my friends? Can you tell me who can say? With what is safe and what is not Changes day-by-day Got a lemon? Learn how to make some lemonade Get a rubber, find a lover In time you will discover, it's okay to get laid I'm going crazy with someone Tell me, what's a poor boy to do? He said "I can't do this, and I can't do that." Oh, I'm so confused Can it be like a fantasy? Can it be like it used to be? Can it be like a fantasy? How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic How to have sex in an epidemic without getting caught up in polemic How to have sex, how to have sex, how to have sex, how to have sex Great sex is healthy sex! (Yeah, let's hear it for healthy sex) (Yay!) (Just say no) (No) (No) (Yeah, you take that healthy sex) Great sex is healthy sex (No)