In my head, i’m the coolest person ever

Lyrics

I'm a big big fan of distortion Don't need the whole truth, just a tiny portion I got the POTS and PANS but not the ones for cooking But I'll still reach the top, you'll be surprised 'cause you weren't looking like In my head, I'm the coolest person ever I had a girl ask me out and I told her "see you never" You call me egotistical but that just makes my phone ring And like it or not, I'm still the star of the function, like Does it matter in the end at all Block it out i can't withstand it all Slippery slope 'cause I'm amphibious I heard a rumor that you all think that I'm hideous Play my tunes on the aux and crash the car And I'll punch you in the face if you pick up the guitar Only show up to the party to be called a superstar In a few months I'll be 18, how did i get this far No way, you think I didn't put the work in One day, you'll watch your whole world crash and burn 'Cause I'm clever like a fox and you're literally just a blister Shout-out furries they're so cool, I could never be my sister (Micah Callari) In my head, I'm the coolest person ever I had a girl ask me out and I told her "see you never" You call me egotistical but that just makes my phone ring And like it or not, I'm still the star of the function, like Does it matter in the end at all Block it out i can't withstand it all Slippery slope 'cause I'm amphibious I heard a rumor that you all think that I'm hideous Brand new day but still the same routine Different voices sound the same to me My ego will be my undoing I'm out of gas, so the engine keeps on sputtering (Oh look) (It's morning)