One for the Head Skit (Piracy Funds Terrorism Version)

Lyrics

[Intro: Missy Elliott] One One One One [Verse: Missy Elliott] One; drums go bump, bump, bump This beat here will make your pum pum jump If you's a fat one, put your clothes back on Before you start putting pot holes in my lawn Oh my gosh, oh my gosh I'm under attack like my name was Saddam I am the bomb from New York to Milan And I can write a song sicker than Jeffrey Dahm' (Woop woop!) Don't touch my car alarm Break in my car, you will hear "Viper Armed" I've been a superstar since Daddy Kane was raw I'm live on stage, c'mon and give me some applause "Thank you! Oh, thank you, you all are so wonderful!" [Chorus: M.I.A. & Missy Elliott] (One for the head, and two for thе beat) (Who-di-whooooooooooooo!) (One for the hеad, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Come on, pass the dutch, baby! (ahh!) (One for the head, and two for the beat) Shake-shake shake ya stuff, ladies! (One for the head, and two for the beat) (Who-di-whooooooooooooo!) (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pop that, pop that, jiggle that fat (ahh!) (One for the head, and two for the beat) Don't stop, get it 'til ya clothes get wet (One for the head, and two for the beat) (One for the head, and two for the beat) (One for the head, and two for the beat) (One for the head, and two for the beat) (One for the head, and two for the beat) [Verse 2: Missy Elliott] Pop that, pop that, make that money Just keep it going like the Energizer Bunny Shake that, shake that, move it all around Spank that, yank that, dutch back now Freak him, freak her, whatever your choice Didn't come to judge, I came to get ya moist Scream "Who-di-whooooooo!", now my voice is lost Can I get a ride on the white horse? [Chorus: M.I.A. & Missy Elliott] (One for the head, and two for the beat) (Who-di-whooooooooooooo!) (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Come on, pass the dutch, baby! (ahh!) (One for the head, and two for the beat) Shake-shake shake ya stuff, ladies! (One for the head, and two for the beat) (Who-di-whooooooooooooo!) (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pass that dutch, pass that dutch (One for the head, and two for the beat) Pop that, pop that, jiggle that fat (ahh!) (One for the head, and two for the beat) Don't stop, get it 'til ya clothes get wet