Lyrics

[Verse 1] Did you, ever think you would end up all alone Talking to your girlfriend's telephone Yesterday you broke up; now you're through And she said it's not because of you You try to ask her simply why, you start to scream and start to cry Then she tells you once again, where her tongue has really been She met a girl on friday night, they start to kiss and start to bite And the rest is history, that's why this girl is not with me [Chorus] My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh My girlfriend [Verse 2] Two weeks later, at a party in the boones I saw my girlfriend and another leave the room They went upstairs, and they turned off all the lights I sat and watched em' cause, that's what a loser does Somebody tell me what the hell is wrong with me My luck with women, still remains a mystery I can't keep the girls, from always changing sides Unless they're fat & ugly, even then they fantacize [Chorus] My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh My girlfriend [Bridge] One day (one day) My time (my time) Will come (will come) So why do I Pretend to give a lousy spit, when I'm really almost over it I want to be a flirt, that girl inside her skirt I'll make her come again it's true I wanna be a lezbian like you [Outro] My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh (I want to be) My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh (I want to be) My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh (I want to be) My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh (I want to be) (I want to be) I wanna be a lesbian (I want to be) I wanna be a lesbian (I want to be) I wanna be a lesbian (I want to be) I want to be a lesbian like you