Prelude

Lyrics

[Voiceover]: The following movie is rated TB - Toh Bad. Viewer discretion is advised. Please switch off all mobile phones while seated in the theatre. Thank you for your cooperation. And now, for your feature presentation... (Scene 1): [Narrator]: September 27th, 2010. 53 minutes after 2300 hours. Location: Unknown [Boss]: Gentlemen, gentlemen, please be seated. You know what is at stake here, so answer me this. Where is M.I? (murmuring) [Jean-Pierre]: Hello sir! I am Jean-Pierre. Me and my team have searched everywhere for M.I, but have discovered he is very well hidden! [Boss]: So you mean to tell me that you have found nothing? You insolent bastard! Kill him! [Jean-Pierre]: Sir! If you will delay my execution just a second, I will explain- (gunshots) Eugh! Ah! Eugh! What a tragedy! I have died! [Boss]: Ah, I hate to lose my temper. But I guess if you need to get something done, you gotta do it yourself, you know? Okay. Now to catch a rat, you gotta know how a rat thinks. You need to lay down the peanut butter. So, does he have a girlfriend? [Mustafa]: Well sir, there is one girl who may know. Her name is...Waje! [Boss]: Get her. And bring her to me. Alive! [Mustafa]: Prontissimo, sir! He-he-he-he-he-he! (tires screeching) (Scene 2): [Waje] (singing): Uh can I be your girl, for a minute Your girl for a minute (banging on door) [Waje]: Oh, hello gentlemen! How may I help you? [Mustafa]: Hello, Mrs. I am Mustafa. We know you have affiliations with M.I, and we need to see him pretty desperately. Where is he, or lose your life woman! [Waje]: Oh you guys are too funny! You know what I think, I think you guys are kolo oh, kolo oh, kolo eh! Ha-ha, you guys think you can kidnap me? Well, M.I will rescue me no matter what you do! [Mustafa]: Woman, make no mistake! We do not return those who we kidnap! We are not Nigerian. You must meet my boss now, let us go! [Waje]: No, let me go! No, let me go! Let me go! No! (tires screeching) (Scene 3): [Waje]: Where am I?! Where are you taking me?! [Boss]: Hello, little girly! If you cooperate, you'll make it out of this alive, capisce? Now, I have only one question, so think carefully before you answer. Where is...M.I? [Waje]: I will never tell you! Because he's gonna come rescue me! Ha-ha! I laugh at you guys, cause you guys don't even know M.I. He's the greatest, he's an action star, he's a hero! [Mustafa]: He-he-he-he-he, I laugh at you women! We are the greatest armed force on the face of the earth! We will destroy him if he dares come close- (gunshots) [Mustafa]: Eh? What was that sound? You two, go check it out! (more gunshots) [Mustafa]: Eh, what was that sound? (more gunshots) [Mustafa]: Come in! Come in! Radio, come in! (more gunshots) [Mustafa]: What is happening?! (footsteps) [Mustafa]: Who goes there? I hear footsteps, who goes there? Say your name or I shoot! [M.I]: Hello, Mustafa. They call-they call-they call me M.I. Are you ready to dance with the devil? Let's go!