The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)

Lyrics

[Produced by Metal Fingers DOOM] [Part I: Wild Style] [Fab 5 Freddy as Phade] When this reporter babe get here She gon' be on our tip, man You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here All kind of long articles and stuff [Robot] Flash Message Top Secret Ultra [Zephyr as Z-Roc] Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper That's gonna be the end, secret exposed His face, for everyone to see man, that's the wack, you know [Robot] Ears Only [Fab 5 Freddy as Phade] Yo, man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, man? This is gon' get my man big fame, man, cash money too [Robot] Arrange Temporary Transfer This Agency [Lee Quiñones as Raymond "Zoro"] Yo, but what about money? Yeah If I do this interview, will, you know, will I get paid for it? [Robot] Metal Face DOOM [Fab 5 Freddy as Phade] Hell yeah, man! You gon' get G money--! [Robot] Your Concurrence in the Above Is Assumed [Zephyr as Z-Roc] Yo, where do you get your information from? "He's gonna get paid"? You don't get paid for an interview and shit You don't get paid for that Yeah, he'll come out in it–but he's not gonna get money [Robot] Notify MF, KMD, GYP, CM Effective Immediately [Lee Quiñones as Raymond "Zoro"] Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man I don't–I don't want my picture in the papers, man [Fab 5 Freddy as Phade] Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works [Robot] Top Secret Ultra End of Message [Fab 5 Freddy as Phade] You're gonna get cash money for this You might not get the money, like, right now But you gon' have money like Barry White, man! You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do When you get this publicity, man [Child] Um, huh... [Part II: The Way It All Began] [Hal Smith as Otto Von Lenz] Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure? [MF DOOM] I ain't sayin' nothing [Gerald Mohr as Mr. Fantastic] Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom? [Jo Ann Pflug as Invisible Girl] Alright! Well, as I remember Doom had threatened the world leaders With destruction of every major city on Earth [Part III: The Deadly Director] {*Telephone Rings*}(9223607) [Jo Ann Pflug as Invisible Girl] Headquarters! [Joseph Sirola as Doctor Doom] Good evening! [Jo Ann Pflug as Invisible Girl] Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone! [Gerald Mohr as Mr. Fantastic] What's on your evil mind? [Joseph Sirola as Doctor Doom] Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well I have plotted my revenge on you Now I shall have it! Bid farewell to your friends! [Gerald Mohr as Mr. Fantastic] Doom hates us all, but in his warped mind He has a personal score to settle with me [Robot] Operation: Doomsday