My Favorite Ladies

Lyrics

[Intro: MF DOOM] Mmm... ladies My favorite ladies [Verse: MF DOOM] Mary — you make me wanna eat you Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too Seductive in whatever, it might as well be see-through Like my genie in a bottle Bitch could get me rich, look like a magaziney model Before you know it, he have her on a stroll Fresh and ripe, complexion like Acapulco Gold If I had to guess — just right, not a day old Like a cradle robber, copped her off Shabba "Trailor Load" ("Trailor load!") Know the right number, you could get her And hit it while you would've sold to the highest bidder Like – fruits and berries, bring daddy loot in a hurry Just be cute, and don't worry Type to make a nigga hallucinate and admit it Then she started losin' weight and lettin' everybody hit it (Ally) Unlike Ally — sometimes she get bitter Always kept me happy, never had a problem with her She used to let me use her back when I was looser Respect her to to this day, and never did abuse her I told her I'll be faithful, but she don't believe me I probably could've been if I'd never met Evie She make me feel all fuzzy inside, it's loco You won't get nowheres near her if you're broke though Kept a shorty, mad fine and much thinner If caught, I get mad time just for touchin' her Knock wood, so much for hymens So fly, she should be in the sky with diamonds (Lucy) — Little young thing, she likes to do the tongue thing At times, she would play hard to get, fronting or something She made me feel like the number one king Run into her now, and we'll still catch a fun fling Met her out in Central Park, that's one side Had the God mentally sparked, reflectin' sunshine She said, "You need to stop messin' with that white girl – She fuckin' with your head, and got your heart in a tight curl" (Cookie) — We messed around once or twice, but she don't know me She helped me get money at the dunce price OT Plus she from Colombia, so she really Spanish Cookie known to make a cat bank account vanish (Miss Hazy) And Miss Hazy — older woman, mature, Black Every time she sees me, I end up gettin' towed back All she want me to do is blaze it crazy The only one complaint is that she make me too lazy Sugar-mommy laced me with the butter navy Avi' Just her way to make up for the headaches that she gave me It's all gravy, when I'm done gettin' my mack on Ally is always there to help me get back on [Outro: MF DOOM] Mmm.. ladies My favorite ladies