Skit 2

Lyrics

[Skit] [Narrator] It's a typical day in Corporate City Typical because as always, evil is being plotted by the captain of Evil Industry, The White Shadow Tonight's episode: All I want to do is a Doom ba Doom Doom [The White Shadow] Minions, I have summoned you here today to announce a new member of our group, a new villain to add to the pantheon of evil that I have assembled. Please, welcome, DANGERDOOM [Narrator] Suddenly, the door opens to reveal... nothing! [Minion 1] Where is this DANGERDOOM? [The White Shadow] You know what? We'll just, uh, call him here Anybody know how to use speaker phone? Hm, okay, that didn't work, uh, let me see here, hold on... Uh, press 9 to... Do you have to, do you have to press 9 to dial out? [Minion 1] Yes, I have only told him that a million times! [The White Shadow] Shh, everybody, be quiet, be quiet, come on, I want to make a good impression DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Sh... [Beep Sound] [The White Shadow] What was that? [Minion 1] No ones there, dude [The White Shadow] What do you mean? I have more of the message to leave, call him back DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Shadow, inviting you to join our group of ext... [Beep Sound] [The White Shadow] Listen, I can't quite... I'll make it shorter, ready? DANGERDOOM. Me, White Shadow. Wondering if you can drop by... I thought we said 3 o'clock, I know you might have gotten bad directions, but you didn't give me a call [Narrator] Three hours later with no sign of DANGERDOOM in sight [Minion 2] Screw him. We have no need for new members [The White Shadow] No, no, we will not screw him! We welcome him into the organisation We need this guy, gentleman He got this crazy voice, and a cool mask, and the best of all: he's evil And as the kids say, he's old-school, hardcore, gangsta evil [Minion 1] He doesn't sound all that evil [The White Shadow] DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Shadow I invite you to be a part of our new little family of evil I can only promise you good times, hot women, and evil We really need you bad, buddy I don't want to seem like... I, I don't want to admit it, but they are kicking our asses, and If you're on our side, well, you and I could bring a new form of evil to the world Think of it: The White Shadow and DANGERDOOM together forever Hand and hand. Locked for life. You and me. I'm a triangle, you are my circle that completes me... This is all sounding very gay and I apologise for that Uhm, give me a call back if you want You know what, forget it, I'm not interested anymore [Narrator] Will The White Shadow ever get a hold of DANGERDOOM? Will DANGERDOOM ever return The White Shadow's calls? Find out in the next thrilling episode of Minoriteam!