BlekBarmitzva

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Mr. B the Poshstronaut] Yeah, it's Mr. B, welcome to my black Bar Mitzvah Looking so prestigious, so the hoes they call me mista' Listen to electronica Blow me like harmonica Nine hoes by my side like candles up on Hanukkah Wired like some cable Yeah, you know your boy he able Steal your bitch up from your cradle 'Cause my rims, they spin like dreidels Better yet, I'm just a bad guy Fresher than the rabbi Taking every nigga bitch and leave them with a sad eye My game, she about to crave it A memory bank to save it So I gave that hoe six pointers like the damn Star of David Money on my mind, so the bitch she need to pay me Frugal like a Jew, even pennies need to pay me Weed looking fluffy like the fur of Cocker Spaniels She in a den of lions, so she feeling like she Daniel Bitch can't deny it, she was dragged in by my aura Now we fuck reverse it's like I'm reading from the Torah [Hook: Ruben Slikk] A nigga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov, yeah, she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor Used to fuck with Doja, but the yola jump quicker [Verse 2: Ruben Slikk] Y'all niggas bread unrisen like Matzah (Okay) Gotcha, bitch slurping my dick like it's some pasta Dread-headed nigga blowing trees like a Rasta (Go, go) Taking y'all to school and y'all ain't even on the roster Fire ass trees like there's horse radish in the blunt Big black dick, what these Jewish bitches really want And a nigga circumcised Chocolate dick like Willy Wonka And my dick is circumcised Chocolate dick like Willy Wonka Pradas on my feet bitch, welcome to the temple Inject the game in between your bitch's temples Pimp shit, rolling on them beans no lentils Make your main bitch eat a dick with no utensils Miami nigga make the Jewish pussy pay the piper Make the pussy open wide Let my dick say "Shalom Haifa" Jelly rolled nose, covered with nut, cause I bust a nut On the face of a JAP hoe, yeah, a Jewish slut [Hook: Ruben Slikk] A nigga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov, yeah, she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor Used to fuck with Doja, but the yola jump quicker [Verse 3: Lofty305] It's a nigga's Mitzvah, base head Yamaka Talkin' in Ebonics to a bitch named Monica Excuse me, Mr. Officer, what the fuck you hating for? I ain't got no cocaina, what the fuck you take me for? A prisoner? A criminal? All that shit subliminal Vibing with my white bitch, listening to minimal And please take this as literal Your wife is looking titty-ful All up in her ear, and she said your dick is pitiful It's critical, I'm witty mane Never living shitty mane Miami my city mane I won't pimp on anything I need aristocratic, bitches automatic Money in my pocket through the ceiling in the attic Faggot ass niggas get split, call me Moses When I got that chopper in my hands, I be posing Metro Zu be my people man, we chosen Green ice grill looking rotten and frozen [Hook: Ruben Slikk] A nigga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov, yeah, she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor Used to fuck with Doja, but the yola jump quicker A nigga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov, yeah, she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor Used to fuck with Doja, but the yola jump quicker