Lyrics

[COSMO] This used to be a fun place, but now we wear a sad face Since pixies have all replaced, the way that things are done [JORGEN] There's no more granting wishes, you can't turn into fishes Now pipe down do the dishes Come on now, everyone [COSMO & OTHER FAIRIES] These are the unfundamentals for us fairy godparent-als Who are now devoid of wishing and of mirth We're certifiably de-mental 'cause these unfundamentals Make being fairies about as fun as giving birth [COSMO] I'll bet it's even worse down there on Earth! [WANDA] Timmy? Timmy? Timmy? Timmy? Timmy? [FLAPPY BOB] All the arcades now close at three, the trampolines are bouncy free And there's a pad on every knee, everything's fine, far as I see But I can't help but think out loud, the things that kid had said somehow My mom and dad would not be proud, of the path I've taken in life Have I been wrong? Have I been used? Should I embrace my nose and shoes? Accept these gifts I once refused? [HAPPY PEPPY GARY & BETTY] I'm happy, peppy- [FLAPPY BOB, spoken] Not now! [TIMMY] Our heads must be protected, our bodies disinfected This is just as I suspected What would happen if this world was ruled with? [TIMMY, CHESTER, A.J. & SANJAY] Unfundamentals? Surely all you parentals Must see how devoid of fun, this truly... [TIMMY] Is... [CHESTER, A.J. & SANJAY] Truly is [DAD] But all these unfundamentals Seem quite instrumental To keep all of you rowdy kids in line If you need us, we'll be playing the back nine!