Changing Lives (Reprise)

Lyrics

[BARRY] We're gonna prove that in this day and age Being gay isn't a crime This is our moment to change the world One lesbian [TRENT] Lesbian! [DEE DEE] Lesbian! [ANGIE] Lesbian! [ALL] At a time! [BARRY] We're gonna help that little lesbian Whether she likes it or not When you're a legendary thespian [DEE DEE] First you help the distressed [TRENT] Then you help the distraught [BARRY] We're going down to where the necks are red And lack of dentistry thrives Why sing and dance When you can take a stance? [ALL] And know you're truly changing lives We're gonna march until that town looks like The end of Act One of Les Miz You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in psych To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz [BARRY] We're gonna teach 'em to be more PC The minute our group arrives [ALL] That's right! [BARRY] Those fist-pumping [DEE DEE] Bible-thumping [TRENT] Spam-eating [ANGIE] Cousin-loving [BARRY] Cow-tipping [DEE DEE] Shoulder-slumping [TRENT] Finger-wagging [ANGIE] Hoosier-humping [ALL] Losers and their homely wives They'll learn compassion [DEE DEE] And better fashion [ALL] Once we at last start Changing lives [BARRY, spoken] Now let's go start a fight!